So, where do you start?

I suppose I should try to avoid swearing. First impressions and all that.

Or should I start as I mean to go on?

The erratic nature of my moods will undoubtedly see that my posts are sporadic and at times I will probably disappear for months on end. Just so you know.

And going by my previous blog, my posts will often be written without imagination, depth, clarity, intelligence, focus or any structure whatsoever. But I do aim to keep it original. I ain't no Damien Hirst. |-|

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